Change every vowel in your name to an O and every other consonant to a P.

purdaldoo:

thenoodledude:

super-nikoe:

usb-dongle:

iamfuckingeridan:

mistermisto:

graphicspuddle:

umbrelicious:

i-might-rap-like-an-english-chap:

Poop Oppop Poppop

oh my god what a pefect name.

Ompropocooop

interesting

Ropocpo

as;l’;lkf’a;skl

Mopooh Poo

ah

Bpoono Poso Propor

Jopsopo Ospropo

wonderful

Onopo Boponposp

Osnloo Noogo Nolondo

Soponpho Porp

o

Kophopono Nooolp 

right then.

(Source: caitikoi)

whatsthesymbology:

castielthehuggybear:

“No, Sir, Jesus is a male.”

I just had to do this after seeing this post.

(Source: )

theweddingtree:

Princess Bride Inspired Wedding
This year marks the 25th anniversary of The Princess Bride. I don’t think you understand how much I love this movie. Who wouldn’t want a love like Westley and Princess Buttercup? As you wish.

lovefortender:

I think I just found the worst youtube video ever

sharktooth-kaiju:

“Swatdojo - Cake Is Gone (Portal Dubstep)” By: Swatdojo

this song is fantastic, I could listen to that sound all day <3

girouxissexy2898:

sydneyhasablog:

americaengland:

causeimstaringatyou:

hotpinkbandit:

I created a same sex marriage map:

-black: ban on same sex marriage

-translucent flag: civil unions or domestic partnerships for same sex couples

-opaque flag: marriage equality

I never realized it was this bad! 

This is why Iowa is fabulous. Hope the rest of you all can join us soon ^_^

Wow I never knew there were so few states where same sex marriage is legal.

This is sad.

lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

(Source: 35kgs)

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

(Source: snowpetrel)

letmartyhandlethis:

mtowntimeagent:

lastofthenerdlords:

krisderp:

Sniper what are you doing? Are you drunk? There is nothing to shoot there. What are you aiming at? 

I dunno, that wall looks pretty suspicious.

#You had one job, Sebastian. #One job.

spacestepmom:

chicksdigthephoenix:

needadispenserhere:

sparkling-beiba:

chyo:

nhiwi:

Nhi is a member of Loki’s Army and married to Captain America and is a/an Kree.

None of this made sense and all I can gather from this is: MARRIED TO CAPTAIN AMERICA.

Jenn is a member of SHIELD and married to Loki and is a/an Skrull

uh, i match Loki’s greenery e q e )

Bei is a member of The Avengers and married to Loki and is a/an Frost Giant

Penkoon is a member of SHIELD and married to Hawkeye and is a/an Kree

Kam is a member of SHIELD and married to Iron Man and is a/an Human

dang

Spacey is a member of SHIELD and married to Hawkeye and is a/an Frost Giant

katherine is a member of The Avengers and married to Black Widow and is a/an mutant.

this is

perfect.

(Source: starry-dawn)