chabbit: The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
gryzio: d-hizzle: oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
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luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just “you know i don’t really feel like human tonight. im gonna have a hot pocket.”
sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
voluspizzaguy: just admit that you can probably type the words “rosebud” and “motherlode” faster than you can type any other words
monomi045: The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just and then
okayophelia: margotkim: Bryan Fuller wants David Bowie to play Hannibal’s dad in the second season and you’re telling me that NBC still doesn’t know if it wants to renew this show.
“Amazon Publishing will acquire all rights to your new stories, including global...– Pretty sure all the awesome fandom folks I know are smart enough to have realized what a steaming turd the new Amazon thing really is, but just in case you have to get into an argument over it with someone (yes, these are things I legitimately prep for) here are some clear talking points. Also, no...
brokenviolins: serindrana: I may have just typed “High Overseer Martini”. You’re welcome.
confusedtree: In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
kingdom hearts more like kingdom nopes
studjolras: i dont understand the hype here i mean denmark was good but c’mon it was no elevated singing dracula with half naked men dancing slightly erotically
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes. No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
shakethecobwebs: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the day he showed up at her door with food she took it and slammed the door in his face nicki minaj called out steven tyler for making a racist comment and wouldn’t let it go until he publicly apologized to her ...
dragon age is pissing me off so bad right now